1 definition by Flaxseed Jim
The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.
Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.
Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.
Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"
Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."
FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.
Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."
FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.
by Flaxseed Jim October 6, 2007