TheGreatWhiteBuffalo's definitions
Example 1:
Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.
Example 2:
Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.
Example 2:
Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014
Get the floraphilemug.