floraphile

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A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

floraphile by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Words you can keep

Floraphile

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.

A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.

Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018

Related Words

floraphile • Floraphilia • Flora-philiac • flagaphile • foodaphile

floraphile

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.

The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

floraphile by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

foodaphile

One who takes advantage of others for their food.

stealing food off of someone's plate everday also known as a serial foodaphile.

foodaphile by Kenneth Andrews September 4, 2006

flagaphile

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.

flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008

Word of the Day on April 26, 2007

Floraphilia

Sexual Attraction to plants, especially to Flowers

-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia

Floraphilia by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026