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floraphile 

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.
Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
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Floraphile 

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.
A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.
Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018
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floraphile 

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

foodaphile 

One who takes advantage of others for their food.
stealing food off of someone's plate everday also known as a serial foodaphile.
foodaphile by Kenneth Andrews September 4, 2006

flagaphile 

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008
Word of the Day on April 26, 2007

Floraphilia 

Sexual Attraction to plants, especially to Flowers
-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia
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