floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

floraphile by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

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Floraphile

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.

A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.

Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018

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floraphile • Floraphilia • Flora-philiac • flagaphile • foodaphile

floraphile

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.

The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

floraphile by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

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foodaphile

One who takes advantage of others for their food.

stealing food off of someone's plate everday also known as a serial foodaphile.

foodaphile by Kenneth Andrews September 4, 2006

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flagaphile

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.

flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008

Word of the Day on April 26, 2007

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Floraphilia

Sexual Attraction to plants, especially to Flowers

-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia

Floraphilia by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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