Fadonked 

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

Fadonked by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

fadonked 

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face

while mary was sleeping i fadonked her

fadonked by david kain March 2, 2007

Fadoned 

A combination of the word Faded and blown. Originating Texas, the word came about when an unknown source asked if one had ever been so faded they're blown.

Dude.. that orange haze left me fadoned.
His bong will get you super fadoned!

Fadoned by Kiba Amoeba September 15, 2010

fadonkadonk 

a butt that you want to slap your man junk on,
a combination of the words fadonk and badonkadonk.

Dam, look at her fadonkadonk!

fadonkadonk by rfjdavison December 20, 2009

fadonkadonk 

noun; a fat white chick with no ass

EW! God that fadonkadonk could make a baby cry!

or

try as she might, the fadonkadonk could not please the crowd

fadonkadonk by Kyle Perkins November 1, 2007

fadonkey 

Mike Germain getting laid up the ass whole by a dog (preferably a great dian)

Me: hi
Mike: hi
Me: what are you doing
Mike: getting fucked up the ass whole sideways by a great dian and im getting a fadonkey
Me: That's a bit awkward

fadonkey by jjmann2000 March 12, 2011