Fadonked

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When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

Fadonked by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

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fadonked

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face

while mary was sleeping i fadonked her

fadonked by david kain March 2, 2007

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fadonked • fadonkadonk • Fadoned • fadonkey

Fadoned

A combination of the word Faded and blown. Originating Texas, the word came about when an unknown source asked if one had ever been so faded they're blown.

Dude.. that orange haze left me fadoned.
His bong will get you super fadoned!

Fadoned by Kiba Amoeba September 15, 2010

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fadonkadonk

a butt that you want to slap your man junk on,
a combination of the words fadonk and badonkadonk.

Dam, look at her fadonkadonk!

fadonkadonk by rfjdavison December 20, 2009

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fadonkadonk

noun; a fat white chick with no ass

EW! God that fadonkadonk could make a baby cry!

or

try as she might, the fadonkadonk could not please the crowd

fadonkadonk by Kyle Perkins November 1, 2007

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fadonkey

Mike Germain getting laid up the ass whole by a dog (preferably a great dian)

Me: hi
Mike: hi
Me: what are you doing
Mike: getting fucked up the ass whole sideways by a great dian and im getting a fadonkey
Me: That's a bit awkward

fadonkey by jjmann2000 March 12, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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