figdonkey

To make someone laugh so hard that they die of laughter.

Originates from The Donkey Eating Figs, a famous animal who caused a Greek philosopher (i think) to die of laughter. RIP to him.

I showed him this funny video and I accidentally figdonkeyed him.

figdonkey by mtyuaduauduve3845 August 24, 2025

Furdonkeyshnerda 

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.

See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.

Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

fadonkey 

Mike Germain getting laid up the ass whole by a dog (preferably a great dian)

Me: hi
Mike: hi
Me: what are you doing
Mike: getting fucked up the ass whole sideways by a great dian and im getting a fadonkey
Me: That's a bit awkward

fadonkey by jjmann2000 March 12, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005