figdonkey

To make someone laugh so hard that they die of laughter.

Originates from The Donkey Eating Figs, a famous animal who caused a Greek philosopher (i think) to die of laughter. RIP to him.

I showed him this funny video and I accidentally figdonkeyed him.

by mtyuaduauduve3845 August 24, 2025

Furdonkeyshnerda

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

fladonkey

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

Fagmonkey

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.

See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.

by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

fadonkey

Mike Germain getting laid up the ass whole by a dog (preferably a great dian)

Me: hi
Mike: hi
Me: what are you doing
Mike: getting fucked up the ass whole sideways by a great dian and im getting a fadonkey
Me: That's a bit awkward

by jjmann2000 March 12, 2011