Flaboated

:The bodily sensation of feeling both fat and bloated simultaneously.

My copious consumption of baked beans has left me flaboated.

I was so flaboated, I couldn’t get my pants on.

I’m always so flaboated during my period, I might explode!

by Corpy Bingles May 16, 2022

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floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

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Flaboated • floated • floated a steamer • Floated me • flabatado • flabbaxed • flaberated • Flamboasted • flambosted • flatbeated

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

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flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

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floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

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