flabberjohn 

Describing the vast amount of love for someone when ‘everything’ does not suit.

You are my absolute flabberjohn

flabberjohn by Zpacr February 19, 2018

Flabbermonkey 

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

Flabbermonkey by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flabberwonkered 

Absolutely shocked, confused and maybe a little scared.

She flashed me in public, I was flabberwonkered.

Flabberwonkered by TySpicy May 12, 2022

Flabberschnasted

verb
1. make a sudden involuntary expulsion of air from the nose and mouth due to irritation of one's nostrils
2. an act or the sound of expelling air from the nose in a sneeze

adjective (INFORMAL)
1. greatly surprised or astonished
2. surprised and upset

1. John covered his mouth and nose with his elbow when he flabberschnasted.

2. John was flabberschnasted when he heard the news.

Flabberschnasted by Janice Kerbel April 25, 2024

Flabbermonk

The actual scum of the earth, the worst person you can think of. Typically named Justin.

Good luck if you ever come across that damn flabbermonk

Flabbermonk by Joyce101 July 3, 2024

Flabbergooning 

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

Flabbergooning by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025