Goonade

The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.

"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 13, 2025

Ouigooning

The art of Gooning intimately with an inanimate object related to Fr*nce up your bootyhole.
Could also apply to certain regions of countries that border Fr*nce that speak French ( Belgium ,Switzerland ,etc.)

I caught my down syndrome brother Ouigooning using a napoleon body pillow, baguette, and a rooster.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 20, 2025

QCgooning

this term can be used in the jerkmate top 10 leaderboards, the people on the leaderboards have this special ability that they learnt throught their jerkmate adventure, they can charge multiple smegma shots in 3 direction, like the enchant book in minecraft.

QCgooning (as in quick charge gooning) can be used to shoot multiple smegma shots in 3 directions, recharging their smegma in around 10 seconds cooldown, like the enchant book in minecraft .

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 10, 2025

Joikegooning

The act of circumcision right before a goon session letting the smegma cover the urinary organ
those circumcised before hand or wish to repeat another Joikedgoon can commit a second circumcision.

"yeah bro you heard jake circumcised so he can start Joikegooning"

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 11, 2025