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flabber g 

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.
1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.
flabber g by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018
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Flabber-Gassed-It 

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.
Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind 

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

flubber glebber

a person who is fat and rounded everywhere. and eats 50 meals a day in the gheto
e.g. whoever reads this is a flubber glebber
flubber glebber by SpYkEr 369 March 26, 2008

Flubber Grubber

When mixing semen and female squirt juice and letting it sit for 3 hours it turns into a goo. A flubber Grubber is someone who enjoys eating that
Jane is a Flubber Grubber because she likes to get freaky.
Flubber Grubber by PissPants April 12, 2015

Flubber Grubber

a fat person with a dirty mind, usually full of admiration for the office swamp cougar
I wish that flubber grubber would stop turning every comment I make into an innuendo
Flubber Grubber by Kirky100 September 20, 2010

Flubber Gabbing 

When someone talks way too much about something that is either nonsensical or doesn't matter
Can also be called Flubber Gabbering
Thomas: *Going on about god knows what*
Spencer: Bro, he will not stop Flubber Gabbing
Vladimir: He really needs to take it to a publisher
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