swamp cougar

a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of ass

check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, I wish I was him

by Kirky100 September 17, 2010

Flubber Grubber

a fat person with a dirty mind, usually full of admiration for the office swamp cougar

I wish that flubber grubber would stop turning every comment I make into an innuendo

by Kirky100 September 20, 2010