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The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
five-knuckle-shuffle by T. J. May 23, 2003
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five knuckle shuffle 

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
five knuckle shuffle by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Five Knuckle Shuffle. 

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

Five knuckle shuffle 

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

five knuckle shuffle 

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
five knuckle shuffle by spltbird November 25, 2002

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler [John Cena] where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.
Five Knuckle Shuffle by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
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