cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 05, 2003

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002