spltbird's definitions

piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

hang low saxon

a white guy with a big dick

holy shit, that dude is a hang low saxon, that's why he has so many ho's

by spltbird November 25, 2002

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006