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Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted
"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"
Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008
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When you shove your arm up someone's ass so hard that the anal cavity changes purpose and its sole purpose is then to be a receptacle (pipe) for your fist.
Man, never go to that gay club on 5th Street, they have a thing with fistpipes.
fistpipe by banmaroo November 10, 2014

Fisturbator 

An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.
Wanking became too mundane for Carl so he turned into a fisturbator to get himself off.
Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

alek keegan's fistpump 

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

mutual fistpump 

when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"
guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."
mutual fistpump by vapanther October 6, 2010

Fistpumpicity 

A measure of how capable a song is to be fist pumped to.
Friend 1: Dude the songs with a lot of bass have high fistpumpicity.
Friend 2:Word
Fistpumpicity by J Jeezy SODMG December 7, 2010