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Dracula's gay brother. You know, the one that enters your room late at night with a bottle of lube and that cheeky grin that says, 'That's right. I'm all about the ass.'
Did you hear about Donny? Word is that Fistula got to him the other night! Hasn't been able to sit right for a few days!
Fistula by Hektik Slice September 5, 2012
A big-ass thing that grows from someone's ass.
Dude can't sit down cuz of the huge fistula in his butt.
fistula by polishman September 28, 2003

Fistula Sandwich 

A sexual act in which a male takes both his hands and vigorously fists a woman (one hand in the pussy, the other in her ass)
Last night, Jeff gave me a fistula sandwich, but he fisted too hard and now my vagina is bleeding.
Fistula Sandwich by Mr. Ebola September 16, 2017

rectovaginal fistula 

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!
Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".
rectovaginal fistula by Swamp September 19, 2006

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

Prince Anal Fistula 

nickname referring to a badass, an imposing figure, a serious threat
Great. Here comes Prince Anal Fistula to kick the crap out of us.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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