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fastidious 

an adjective that describes a person or something that is hard to please.
The child's fastidious appetite resulted in the family going to a different restaurant.
fastidious by um. December 7, 2003
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fastidious 

in a hurry to tidy dirty areas.
uhh...my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place
fastidious by Eman9x1x2 January 22, 2009

fastidious 

What Agent Argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own sexiness. The word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.
Aaron: Yo bitch you are very fastidious today.
Dirty ho Bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your Rv that is powered by your sexiness.
Aaron: yo bitch what do you think I used the word fastidious for.
Dirty ho bag: Can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
Aaron: It comes with the Argentification, in the RV.
Dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don't you and you also love green trackpants.
Aaron: fuck yeah
fastidious by The Dungeonmaster November 29, 2004

fastidious 

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.
Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.
fastidious by harry flashman August 4, 2003

fastidious 

Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.
fastidious by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

fastidious moment

When you use a big word although you haven't any idea what it means, as Amy March does in Little Women.
My sister Amy has fastidious moments all the time. She's young, what can we do...
fastidious moment by PaoloK October 17, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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