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Alfred Fishcock 

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

fishrocker 

1.a fish that rocks

2.a username for various forums across the interwebs

3.cheese
1. That shark is a fishrocker!

2. Have you seen fishrocker's posts recently?

3. I'd like some fishrocker on my taco!
fishrocker by fishrocker April 6, 2009

fishpocket

1. A particularly smelly or musky vagina
2. The favorite restaurant of Brak on Adult Swim's The Brak Show.
Guy 1: Did you ever sleep with Wendy?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's hot and all but she's got a major fishpocket.
fishpocket by AccordDude July 4, 2007
The last name of a pack of inbred white trash hillbillies living in Freeport, Texas.
Fishbocks in general have cognitive abilities similar to that of moderately disabled children. Their mental faculties are severely lacking in any and all the arts and sciences of today. When it comes to employment they're usually stuck to manual labor or simple jobs, such as mowing lawns, stocking groceries, or digging ditches.
They lack any true people skills, only being able interact with basic body language, and occasionally some rehearsed jokes or phrases. They are compelled to degrade others, in order to cover up their own flaws and disabilities.
They appear to be suffering from malnutrition and are overall scrawny, but whether its actually malnutrition(due to the fact they are poor and destitute), or just inferior genetics has yet to be determined. Due to the fact they're born with an irregularly formed Hypothalamus their hormone levels go unchecked. This hyper hormonal state, similar to menopause; leaves them in a constant alpha-male mindset. While in this mindset, they puff out their chest trying to make themselves appear larger than they truly are, in order to scare off predators and rivals. Increased levels of estrogen give them a feminine appearance as well as shrinking their already minuscule genitalia.
Fishbocks have no known allies, and are absolutely friendless. They will hover around popular people or anyone with friends to make it seem like they share said friends. They will often surround themselves with any and all available females to create the illusion that they are a superior mate. It is a futile ruse. Any females which do cling to these creatures do so out of pity and a innate desire to protect the weak and helpless.
Fishbocks should have died off now, but a combination of dumb luck, pity, and stubbornness have let them scrape out an existence in the lower levels of society.
1. Chris Fishbock is a Fishbock, therefore should die.
2. Fishbocks do not know what rabbi's are.
3. Fireman is to hose, as Fishbock is to minuscule genitalia.
4. Fishbocks will turn to homosexuality at the first sign of failure.
5. Fishbocks appear to have a total upper cleft lip when they smile.
Fishbock by corrupt1 January 16, 2009

Alfred Fishcock 

i forgot to wash my cock, pulled back the skin and had an Alfred Fishcock
Alfred Fishcock by henry29 October 3, 2006

Fish Lock 

1. A state of random and spontaneous de-animation.
2. An organic state of being defunct or inoperative.
3. Disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. Unaffected by stimuli.
1. "Dude what's wrong with your fish?"

"Oh, it has fish lock"
Fish Lock by cat wrangler February 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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