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Alfred Fishcock
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.
Alfred Fishcock by xxmikeoxhugexx April 11, 2014
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Fish Lock • fish locker • fishpocket • Fishbock • fishrocker • Alfred Fishcock • fish licker • fish-cock • Fish cocktail • Fish Hockey
fishrocker
1. That shark is a fishrocker!
2. Have you seen fishrocker's posts recently?
3. I'd like some fishrocker on my taco!
2. Have you seen fishrocker's posts recently?
3. I'd like some fishrocker on my taco!
fishrocker by fishrocker April 6, 2009
fishpocket
1. A particularly smelly or musky vagina
2. The favorite restaurant of Brak on Adult Swim's The Brak Show.
2. The favorite restaurant of Brak on Adult Swim's The Brak Show.
Guy 1: Did you ever sleep with Wendy?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's hot and all but she's got a major fishpocket.
Guy 2: Yeah. She's hot and all but she's got a major fishpocket.
fishpocket by AccordDude July 4, 2007
Fishbock
The last name of a pack of inbred white trash hillbillies living in Freeport, Texas.
Fishbocks in general have cognitive abilities similar to that of moderately disabled children. Their mental faculties are severely lacking in any and all the arts and sciences of today. When it comes to employment they're usually stuck to manual labor or simple jobs, such as mowing lawns, stocking groceries, or digging ditches.
They lack any true people skills, only being able interact with basic body language, and occasionally some rehearsed jokes or phrases. They are compelled to degrade others, in order to cover up their own flaws and disabilities.
They appear to be suffering from malnutrition and are overall scrawny, but whether its actually malnutrition(due to the fact they are poor and destitute), or just inferior genetics has yet to be determined. Due to the fact they're born with an irregularly formed Hypothalamus their hormone levels go unchecked. This hyper hormonal state, similar to menopause; leaves them in a constant alpha-male mindset. While in this mindset, they puff out their chest trying to make themselves appear larger than they truly are, in order to scare off predators and rivals. Increased levels of estrogen give them a feminine appearance as well as shrinking their already minuscule genitalia.
Fishbocks have no known allies, and are absolutely friendless. They will hover around popular people or anyone with friends to make it seem like they share said friends. They will often surround themselves with any and all available females to create the illusion that they are a superior mate. It is a futile ruse. Any females which do cling to these creatures do so out of pity and a innate desire to protect the weak and helpless.
Fishbocks should have died off now, but a combination of dumb luck, pity, and stubbornness have let them scrape out an existence in the lower levels of society.
Fishbocks in general have cognitive abilities similar to that of moderately disabled children. Their mental faculties are severely lacking in any and all the arts and sciences of today. When it comes to employment they're usually stuck to manual labor or simple jobs, such as mowing lawns, stocking groceries, or digging ditches.
They lack any true people skills, only being able interact with basic body language, and occasionally some rehearsed jokes or phrases. They are compelled to degrade others, in order to cover up their own flaws and disabilities.
They appear to be suffering from malnutrition and are overall scrawny, but whether its actually malnutrition(due to the fact they are poor and destitute), or just inferior genetics has yet to be determined. Due to the fact they're born with an irregularly formed Hypothalamus their hormone levels go unchecked. This hyper hormonal state, similar to menopause; leaves them in a constant alpha-male mindset. While in this mindset, they puff out their chest trying to make themselves appear larger than they truly are, in order to scare off predators and rivals. Increased levels of estrogen give them a feminine appearance as well as shrinking their already minuscule genitalia.
Fishbocks have no known allies, and are absolutely friendless. They will hover around popular people or anyone with friends to make it seem like they share said friends. They will often surround themselves with any and all available females to create the illusion that they are a superior mate. It is a futile ruse. Any females which do cling to these creatures do so out of pity and a innate desire to protect the weak and helpless.
Fishbocks should have died off now, but a combination of dumb luck, pity, and stubbornness have let them scrape out an existence in the lower levels of society.
Alfred Fishcock
Alfred Fishcock by henry29 October 3, 2006
Fish Lock
1. A state of random and spontaneous de-animation.
2. An organic state of being defunct or inoperative.
3. Disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. Unaffected by stimuli.
2. An organic state of being defunct or inoperative.
3. Disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. Unaffected by stimuli.
Fish Lock by cat wrangler February 6, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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