firsted 

When you're typing fast and make a new word up.

"I firsted join Ordo Rhodos"

firsted by SlavaPaco February 9, 2019

Fitness Firsted 

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.

Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.

Fitness Firsted by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010

but firsted 

This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.

Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.

I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.

but firsted by But firsted December 9, 2008

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.

He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.

Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013

Mini-fisted 

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.

Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.

Mini-fisted by j-prince March 11, 2011

Get Fisted Son 

The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz

Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son

Get Fisted Son by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014