Fiested 

When you get so undeniably hard in an uncomfortable situation.

I was fiested at my grandma's funeral and couldn't stand up without doing a Pocket Shuffle

Fiested by Luvtooty April 2, 2024

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.

He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.

Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013

Mini-fisted 

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.

Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.

Mini-fisted by j-prince March 11, 2011

Get Fisted Son 

The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz

Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son

Get Fisted Son by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014

Ham Fisted 

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

Ham Fisted by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Fisted Gongs 

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

Fisted Gongs by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper 

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

Double fisted thigh slapper by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019