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Tight-Fisted
Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013
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Mini-fisted
Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
Mini-fisted by j-prince March 11, 2011
Get Fisted Son
Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son
Get Fisted Son by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014
Ham Fisted
I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.
How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
Ham Fisted by Stalkerro March 27, 2016
Fisted Gongs
Fisted Gongs by FurykFever October 9, 2018
Double fisted thigh slapper
A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.
Also called a DFTS.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Double fisted thigh slapper by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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