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Having tight pockets; reluctant or unwilling to part with money or help someone else in any way; cheap; suffering from "Mr. Krabs syndrome;" doing any and everything possible to save money or get out of spending money; reluctant or unwilling to share ANYTHING with another person.
Carl: "Hey, bro, can you spare $5 for gas?"
John: "(sigh) Yeah, I guess."
Carl: "Well, gee, don't worry about it, Mr. Krabs. So stingy. "
John: "(sigh) Yeah, I guess."
Carl: "Well, gee, don't worry about it, Mr. Krabs. So stingy. "
by Duuk Sterr September 21, 2014
Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
by JerryTheDinosaur March 21, 2017
Someone who will avoid paying for anything at any cost, besides actual money. This person is usually worthless and will no amount to anything in life.
by boomertastic December 18, 2011
I'm stingy and it's mine.
by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017