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frkenojzl by schlongvaccuum March 19, 2019
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Ezio Auditore da Firenze by UND34D Legend December 29, 2010
ficken
Yeah, It's the German word for "Fuck".
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^
firenuts
When something is unbelievably crazy.
It is used instead of nuts when describing a person, place or thing.
It is used instead of nuts when describing a person, place or thing.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Mate did you see that guy juggling like 10 balls at once on TV last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, it was firenuts!
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: Last night, I pulled an all-nighter watching Vampire Diaries
Person 2: You're firenuts.
Person 1: Mate did you see that guy juggling like 10 balls at once on TV last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, it was firenuts!
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: Last night, I pulled an all-nighter watching Vampire Diaries
Person 2: You're firenuts.
firenuts by elliesmellie1234 November 16, 2010
Firenzo
A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.
Firenzo by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
firkenstocks
Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.
Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*
firkenstocks by Greg Potter June 1, 2007
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