Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.
Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*
by Greg Potter June 1, 2007
Get the firkenstocks mug.The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.
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Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.
Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.
by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007
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Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
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A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.
* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.
** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.
A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.
* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.
** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"
by mme bovary August 28, 2006
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