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A drinking game invented in Alexandria Virginia involving a good size group of kids and plenty of alcohol. To play you need either an open space or a wide hallway where two people can easily move through. Then divide the group into two even teams and place either shots or cups of beer on one end of the hallway and assemble your teams on the other end. To win you must have your entire, one by one, team race down drink their drink and race back (a relay race). Losers must each drink however much they lost by. Each time you race you must do a different style, running backwards, rolling, crawling, hopping, etc.
were gonna get a massive group together and have the ultimate game of fireshots this weekend
fireshots by alinamh August 17, 2008
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An amazing drinking game started in Virginia.
This game requires either an open space or a hallway wide enough to have two people move through.
Works best with large groups, divided into two equal teams. At one end of the hallway place either cups of beer or shots, then have a relay race with each person going down drinking their drink and coming back, to see which team can finish all their alcohol first. Each time you race change the style, ex: running backwards, crawling, spinning, hopping, eyes closed, and you can think of others.
Losers then each have to drink the amount that they lost by before moving onto the next round.
You should come play fireshots with us this weekend


fireshots by alinava August 6, 2008
Those firehos know their way around an engine, and the men's locker room.
firehos by hubabubba September 12, 2011
The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
fireshits by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

firehouse groupie 

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.
She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.
firehouse groupie by monckee August 4, 2008

Impossible Firehose 

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
Impossible Firehose by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

firehose 

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")
Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.
firehose by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018