Definitions by Sum_Bum

Impossible Firehose 

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

Impossible Firehose by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

pkys 

Please Kill Yourself

Queer: OMG, are yuo going to teh Creed concert tomorrow!!?

Joe: ....pkys

pkys by Sum_Bum December 6, 2006