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Fire wood
Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Fire wood by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018
wood fire
wood fire by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018
Wood on the Fire
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
Wood on the Fire by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood
used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood by dulce br June 24, 2009
wood for the fire
wood for the fire by Ka$h December 28, 2020
Throw firewood
An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.
Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012
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Ratfucker
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