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A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex. 

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"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."

Do you find it incredible how smart i am? 

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

Do you find it incredible how smart I am? 

I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.

When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.

Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.

I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.

Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.

I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

every unicorn will find its rainbow 

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".
Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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