Math

Teacher: (10.5 x 9) + 5.5
Smart student: 100!
Dumb student: umm...
Diplomathic question
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Building Sex

A building sex:
1. any sexual activity with the people in a position that looks like a building.
2. Two or more buildings shaped like they are having sex.
3. having sex on top of a building
4. having sex with a building
1. Andrea: Man yesterday there was some sort of public sex in a park filled with kids and the sexers looked like a building. Adam: YOU SAW BUILDING SEX??!!
2. Have you seen building sex?

3. Yesterday we had building sex.
4. Tomorrow I'm gonna have building sex.
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tag

I find tags in almost every definition on UD.
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Long Neck

what makes girls sexy
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Car Sex

Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex
Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.
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boobs

Woman's two breasts. Don't let children under age of 18 see it or else their brains will be infected.
Children shouldn't look at a woman's boobs or their brains will get infected.
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Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.
1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!
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