finchey 

An over weight, middle aged women or man that has little to no self confidence. They often divert to their cell phone or smart watch when they feel threatened and may or may not duct tape their breasts to hide sexual identity. Please note that these individuals are extremely self conscious and if your make any remarks about there outward appearance they with reach/touch mentioned area repeatedly (at most when they think you are not looking.)

Jack- "Did you see that finchey that works for the county?"

Jill- "Yeah was that a guy or ....?"

finchey by Countyworkerlife May 8, 2018

David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.

Go watch a David Fincher movie.

David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Finchley Breakfast

1. Unnecessary or over-elaborate act or execution of a simple task

2. Squandering or inefficient use of valuable resources

3. Eggs en Cocotte (slang)

On reflection, he realised the he had made a real 'Finchley Breakfast' of what should have been a very simple Saturday morning task. He wrote to all his friends and family to apologise and went to think long and hard about what he had done.

Finchley Breakfast by HB111 February 24, 2010

Finchley Burn

An excuse to jap slap somebody.
Offer them a finchley burn, which they will assume is like a chinese burn. When they hold out their arm, thinking it will be relatively painless, punch them in the groin.
Named after the ghetto of Finchley from which it originates.

"Apparently, a finchley burn is nothing more than a punch to the gonads."
"That was one harsh finchley burn!"

Finchley Burn by wilma45 January 30, 2007

finchley 

centre of the universe

mill hill is near the centre of the universe

finchley by anon April 15, 2005

Stephen Fincher

1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.

2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.

Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!

Stephen Fincher by Reverend Animal May 20, 2013

finchen

The word is an adjective used to signify that something is the best or 'coolest' of it's type

Dude, that party last night was finchen!

finchen by partygnome August 21, 2004