finchey

An over weight, middle aged women or man that has little to no self confidence. They often divert to their cell phone or smart watch when they feel threatened and may or may not duct tape their breasts to hide sexual identity. Please note that these individuals are extremely self conscious and if your make any remarks about there outward appearance they with reach/touch mentioned area repeatedly (at most when they think you are not looking.)

Jack- "Did you see that finchey that works for the county?"

Jill- "Yeah was that a guy or ....?"

by Countyworkerlife May 08, 2018