Finchel 

The totally canon pairing of the hot male lead, Finn Hudson and the stunning young ingenue Rachel Berry in the hit TV show Glee. It is easily the best paring on the show, because the relationship of Finchel spouts rainbows and butterflies. Finchel will one day have Tony Award winning, football playing children. Until then, we just like hearing them sing together.

Girl: Do you ship Finchel or Puckleberry?
Boy: Finchel, duh. They're so cute together!

Finchel by natalie goodman. October 25, 2010

finchel 

The drug of choice for whiny & immature teenagers. Highly dangerous, side effects include unrealistic views on relationships, appropriate behavior, life, and veganism, as well as developing fetishes for people of abnormal height and aggressive, rude behavior. Avoid at all costs.

Person A: I love Finchel!! Finchel is the best!! Haters can die!!!!!!
Person B: You need an intervention.

finchel by dsksquared August 22, 2012

David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.

Go watch a David Fincher movie.

David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Henry Fischel 

That Dumbass Who Invented Exams

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch

Henry Fischel by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021

Finchley Breakfast

1. Unnecessary or over-elaborate act or execution of a simple task

2. Squandering or inefficient use of valuable resources

3. Eggs en Cocotte (slang)

On reflection, he realised the he had made a real 'Finchley Breakfast' of what should have been a very simple Saturday morning task. He wrote to all his friends and family to apologise and went to think long and hard about what he had done.

Finchley Breakfast by HB111 February 24, 2010

Finchley Burn

An excuse to jap slap somebody.
Offer them a finchley burn, which they will assume is like a chinese burn. When they hold out their arm, thinking it will be relatively painless, punch them in the groin.
Named after the ghetto of Finchley from which it originates.

"Apparently, a finchley burn is nothing more than a punch to the gonads."
"That was one harsh finchley burn!"

Finchley Burn by wilma45 January 30, 2007

finchley 

centre of the universe

mill hill is near the centre of the universe

finchley by anon April 15, 2005