Finchem 

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.

Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.

Finchem by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finchem 

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.

Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.

Finchem by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finchem 

The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.

Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.

Finchem by anonymous November 14, 2022

David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.

Go watch a David Fincher movie.

David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Stephen Fincher

1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.

2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.

Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!

Stephen Fincher by Reverend Animal May 20, 2013

finchen

The word is an adjective used to signify that something is the best or 'coolest' of it's type

Dude, that party last night was finchen!

finchen by partygnome August 21, 2004

Fincher

The art of wacking off a penis with the webbing of your toes

"Hey man, You wouldn't believe the finching that homeless guy gave me last night!, he really is a super talented fincher"

Fincher by Finch_King January 14, 2009