A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.
Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.
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Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
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Get the David Fincher mug.1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.
2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.
2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.
Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!
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Get the finchen mug."Hey man, You wouldn't believe the finching that homeless guy gave me last night!, he really is a super talented fincher"
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