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Chaos or order. Just fuckin choose. I mean it’s not like it will matter
The statement above aged terribly. The finalfest caused splatoon 3. Also fuck order
finalfest by iddunno March 22, 2021
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Finklestein 

The pleasant aroma found on ones finger after what was thought to be a quick ass scratch, but rather became a full out orgasmic anus poke sent from the jews. BF
Dude wash your hands, it smells of finklestein in here.
Finklestein by Wanksandwich December 5, 2018

Finalust 

A term for a student in their final year of studying, of whom someone lusts.
Craig: "Laura is a finalust"
Finalust by misslgd June 2, 2009

Finalsese 

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.
Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."
Finalsese by davege May 28, 2019

Finklestien

another word for dumb
your a finklestien
Finklestien by Anonymous October 12, 2003

finklestein 

to get rejected when trying to get more play by an ugly girl
Even during the summer of love you're bound to get finklesteined once in awhile.
finklestein by Maverick McGrundleton December 19, 2003

finklestein 

to tickle a girls ass with your nose.
i gave Wesley Andre's mom a finklestein last night.
finklestein by andres castro January 31, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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