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Finklestein 

The pleasant aroma found on ones finger after what was thought to be a quick ass scratch, but rather became a full out orgasmic anus poke sent from the jews. BF
Dude wash your hands, it smells of finklestein in here.
Finklestein by Wanksandwich December 5, 2018

Finalust 

A term for a student in their final year of studying, of whom someone lusts.
Craig: "Laura is a finalust"
Finalust by misslgd June 2, 2009

Finalsese 

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.
Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."
Finalsese by davege May 28, 2019

Finklestien

your a finklestien
Finklestien by Anonymous October 12, 2003

finklestein 

to get rejected when trying to get more play by an ugly girl
Even during the summer of love you're bound to get finklesteined once in awhile.
finklestein by Maverick McGrundleton December 19, 2003

finklestein 

to tickle a girls ass with your nose.
i gave Wesley Andre's mom a finklestein last night.
finklestein by andres castro January 31, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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