Finalsese

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A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

Finalsese by davege May 28, 2019

finklses

Only THE coolest place to hang out on EFnet IRC.

Dude, #finklses rocks so hard, OMG, STFU, SMO!

finklses by crashalicious October 20, 2003

Related Words

Finalsese • finals season • finallee • Finalee • finales funkeln • finalfest • Findlesex • finklses • Final Destination • finals week

finalfest

Chaos or order. Just fuckin choose. I mean it’s not like it will matter

The statement above aged terribly. The finalfest caused splatoon 3. Also fuck order

finalfest by iddunno March 22, 2021

finales funkeln

1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.

2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.

Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.

finales funkeln by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011

Findlesex

To hurt yourself in a funny way

Yo, you slipped on a banana, you totally got findlesexed, Yo!!

Findlesex by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Finalee

A girl that doesn’t care about people that hate and is loyal and loves her mans no matter what and was the last child of her family

Justin:Dang she loyal

Reese:She must be a Finalee

Finalee by Almighty Melo March 5, 2019

finallee

finallee is a good friend n she fine n thick asfcc. she funny n can be nice sometimes but she know how to make ppl laugh. she is a princess

finallee fine

finallee by anonymouss67 March 21, 2025

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026