Finalsese

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

by davege May 28, 2019

finklses

Only THE coolest place to hang out on EFnet IRC.

Dude, #finklses rocks so hard, OMG, STFU, SMO!

by crashalicious October 20, 2003

finalfest

Chaos or order. Just fuckin choose. I mean it’s not like it will matter

The statement above aged terribly. The finalfest caused splatoon 3. Also fuck order

by iddunno March 22, 2021

finales funkeln

1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.

2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.

Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.

by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011

Findlesex

To hurt yourself in a funny way

Yo, you slipped on a banana, you totally got findlesexed, Yo!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Finalee

A girl that doesn’t care about people that hate and is loyal and loves her mans no matter what and was the last child of her family

Justin:Dang she loyal

Reese:She must be a Finalee

by Almighty Melo March 5, 2019

finallee

finallee is a good friend n she fine n thick asfcc. she funny n can be nice sometimes but she know how to make ppl laugh. she is a princess

finallee fine

by anonymouss67 March 21, 2025