When there is a personal or work controversy, just add "gate" at the end to dramatize it, similar to Janet Jackson's boob-gate during the Super Bowl.
I'm sorry about (fill-in-the-blank)-gate today at our meeting. I don't know why everyone had to make comments about you. It was entirely inappropriate.
Popular worldwide religious writings, including such books as the Bible, the Talmud, the Qur’an, the Book of Mormon, the Sikh scriptures, the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, David Letterman’s 10 Ten Lists, or any works by Douglas Adams.
The Qur'an is just another fill-in-the-blank-holy-book, in the the same way the bible a Holy Book for Christians.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."