C-Dubs's definitions

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 27, 2007

tip of the iceberg

When a male is holding himself from peeing.

I had three beers in an hour, and now it's right at the tip of the iceberg.

by C-Dubs November 20, 2007

Herpe Whorelloween

A play-on "Happy Halloween", but directed to or referencing teenagers and twentysomethings that increasingly dress slutty and skanky.

Wow, look at her in that skirt. Herpe Whorelloween to her.

by C-Dubs November 20, 2007

(fill-in-the-blank)-gate

When there is a personal or work controversy, just add "gate" at the end to dramatize it, similar to Janet Jackson's boob-gate during the Super Bowl.

I'm sorry about (fill-in-the-blank)-gate today at our meeting. I don't know why everyone had to make comments about you. It was entirely inappropriate.

by C-Dubs November 20, 2007

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 26, 2007