tim-tim's definitions

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

by tim-tim April 26, 2004

huge order

a large crap, dump or pooping event

full fourt press

Jethro ate wings and watermelon all night long. I bet he gonna have a huge order when he get up for work.

by tim-tim April 30, 2004

mulch

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

mover

someone who disposes of a dead body.

after they whacked that stoolie, they called in the mover to finish up.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

cask

the 21st century definition of a beer keg.

you goin' to Delta Sig's rush party Saturday night? I hear dey be invitin' some hoes and plan on havin' 10 casks of keystone light.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004