tim-tim's definitions

someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

by tim-tim April 26, 2004

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

cask

the 21st century definition of a beer keg.

you goin' to Delta Sig's rush party Saturday night? I hear dey be invitin' some hoes and plan on havin' 10 casks of keystone light.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

mulch

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

huge order

a large crap, dump or pooping event

full fourt press

Jethro ate wings and watermelon all night long. I bet he gonna have a huge order when he get up for work.

by tim-tim April 30, 2004