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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

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Royal Fitment by Royal Fitment November 25, 2021
Figen is the most amazing person ever. She's hilarious, the best friend anyone can ask, and smart. She's friends with all the guys and parties with them but doesn't realize that they want to be more than just friends. She's gorgeous and can make anyone's day by smiling. Her nickname is Princess, well because she is one. If you ever meet her - you'll know. And if you're the lucky guy she chooses- don't be stupid because she will love you like you've never been loved before. She won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met her, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing her is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Figen is the best
Figen by Figen November 22, 2021

Spiky Figgen 

The act of spiking one's hair, and using it either penetrate or rub against a woman's vagina.
Dale used all his hairgel giving a spiky figgen to that girl last night.
Spiky Figgen by Scaraban October 30, 2011

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
figment by Dani May 23, 2003