figelpenis 

Figelpenis is an exclamation of glory
It could also mean that you would like 4 gripy minoritys to tickle your pickle at once

OMG GORAN RAMSY YOUR STOVE IS ON FIRE! FIGELPENIS!
"Bro be careful were passing the day care"
FIGLEPENIS!!!

figelpenis by BlackjEuSus August 10, 2023

Firepenis 

Used when you suspect/know that you are target of a scam involving money.

-Man, I got firepenised last night.
or
-I smell firepenis long way.

Firepenis by Cliff Banger November 25, 2005

fingerpenis 

A finger that kind of looks like a penis.

Marina, stop sucking on your fingerpenis!

fingerpenis by hotbitchez2 April 8, 2011

fingerpenis 

A penis that is lacking in girth relative to its overall length, leading to said penis resembling a finger. A true finger penis will be uncircumcised- the foreskin completes the finger resemblance. A circumcised penis will carry the moniker of a band-aided finger penis.

"Do you have condoms for people with long and skinny penises?"

"You mean fingerpenis condoms?"

fingerpenis by Steve with Warrior Balls December 6, 2011

fingerpenis 

A term used by elite warriors of the east. The great warrior "justanini" developed this term as a way to communicate true feelings for nubs. No nub shall use the great word "fingerpenis". He will endure many night of nubious pain a anguish.

Chad you fucking noob, GTFO or ill get you with my fingerpenis

fingerpenis by another elite warrior April 20, 2007