stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

by Das Popemeister May 13, 2005

Stove

A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.

Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"

Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."

by bigblckcck September 10, 2011

Stove

The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.

Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!

or

I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.

by 12ant34 January 11, 2009

Stove

Its a gun. Usually An AK-47

Person 1: Take a look at that stove.
Person 2: It's not a stove! It's a gun.

by CrayRabbit January 6, 2011

stove

life

rappers claim to have took a stove

by kingz 123 January 23, 2019

Stove

Fear causing, tremble making, hand quivering nightmare!

"You better stay away from that stove, dont wanna drop your drink."

by MyMomDoesntLetMe June 23, 2009

stove

To drunkely haul off and punch someone

chase: you want me to stove this motherfucker, huh?
chris: ha ha, stove him dude, STOVE HIM!

by moship February 12, 2007