fingerpenis
fingerpenis by hotbitchez2 April 8, 2011
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fingerpenis
A penis that is lacking in girth relative to its overall length, leading to said penis resembling a finger. A true finger penis will be uncircumcised- the foreskin completes the finger resemblance. A circumcised penis will carry the moniker of a band-aided finger penis.
fingerpenis by Steve with Warrior Balls December 6, 2011
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fingerpenis
A term used by elite warriors of the east. The great warrior "justanini" developed this term as a way to communicate true feelings for nubs. No nub shall use the great word "fingerpenis". He will endure many night of nubious pain a anguish.
fingerpenis by another elite warrior April 20, 2007
Fingerpeño
Fingerpeño is when you finger a girl within five minutes of cutting a jalapeño pepper. The pepper juices on your fingers will burn her insides and you must yell "fingerpeño" as you perform the act.
Immediately after preparing some homemade jalapeño poppers, my boyfriend fingerpeñoed me.
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."
(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."
Fingerpeño by Josh Finkelstein May 24, 2013
finger penis
finger penis by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010
figelpenis
Figelpenis is an exclamation of glory
It could also mean that you would like 4 gripy minoritys to tickle your pickle at once
It could also mean that you would like 4 gripy minoritys to tickle your pickle at once
OMG GORAN RAMSY YOUR STOVE IS ON FIRE! FIGELPENIS!
"Bro be careful were passing the day care"
FIGLEPENIS!!!
"Bro be careful were passing the day care"
FIGLEPENIS!!!
figelpenis by BlackjEuSus August 10, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!