fingerpenis

A finger that kind of looks like a penis.

Marina, stop sucking on your fingerpenis!

by hotbitchez2 April 8, 2011

fingerpenis

A penis that is lacking in girth relative to its overall length, leading to said penis resembling a finger. A true finger penis will be uncircumcised- the foreskin completes the finger resemblance. A circumcised penis will carry the moniker of a band-aided finger penis.

"Do you have condoms for people with long and skinny penises?"

"You mean fingerpenis condoms?"

by Steve with Warrior Balls December 6, 2011

fingerpenis

A term used by elite warriors of the east. The great warrior "justanini" developed this term as a way to communicate true feelings for nubs. No nub shall use the great word "fingerpenis". He will endure many night of nubious pain a anguish.

Chad you fucking noob, GTFO or ill get you with my fingerpenis

by another elite warrior April 20, 2007

Fingerpeño

Fingerpeño is when you finger a girl within five minutes of cutting a jalapeño pepper. The pepper juices on your fingers will burn her insides and you must yell "fingerpeño" as you perform the act.

Immediately after preparing some homemade jalapeño poppers, my boyfriend fingerpeñoed me.

"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."

(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."

by Josh Finkelstein May 24, 2013

finger penis

a short and narrow/thin penis that has similar dimensions to a finger.

He had a finger penis, so I had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010

figelpenis

Figelpenis is an exclamation of glory
It could also mean that you would like 4 gripy minoritys to tickle your pickle at once

OMG GORAN RAMSY YOUR STOVE IS ON FIRE! FIGELPENIS!
"Bro be careful were passing the day care"
FIGLEPENIS!!!

by BlackjEuSus August 10, 2023