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Fidgetsexual 

A very dumb "sexuality" that 3 year olds use to mock the LGBTQ+ community.
I'm fidgetsexual!

No, you're dumb.
Fidgetsexual by tokoblox January 31, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real
Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

fidgetsexual 

a person who is delusional that is weirdly attracted to fidget toys
Person 1 : are you fidgetsexual?
Person 2 : no but that weird girl emily is-

Maya Ortiz

Fidgetsexual 

Who ever made up this sexuality deserves to r0t in h€11
S/n: I’m fidgetsexual!
M/n: Oh g*d no
Fidgetsexual by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 February 7, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A stupid TikTok trend that eight year olds fake mental disorders and to mock sexuality’s.
Uwu I’m fidgetsexual because I have anxiety

Normal person: shut the fuck up dumb bitch.
Fidgetsexual by damionfrida 67 April 18, 2021
A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.
"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."
Fageteer by dSanchez November 19, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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