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A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.
"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."
Fageteer by dSanchez November 19, 2004

fagateer 

a gay-man that usually dresses like a musketeer and acts like one.
Most of the time this is just a way to hit on non-fag people.
-or-
the total opposite of a Dushkarion
"Dude, seriously, there is a fagateer approuchin. Better tape your butflaps together."
fagateer by 1337zorian April 6, 2005
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Fagateer 

An pioneer of Faggots. Someone who was a fag before there was hipsters and vape boxing douche bags.
Wow, that slammed Subaru is so gay what a Fagateer.
Fagateer by Dr. VTEC November 19, 2017
Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.
John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!
Fagoteer by Tom October 4, 2004

Faggeteer 

Secret club of two or more ass packers,
More than one with no limit on additional butt pirate. Endured Pryor gay mouseketeers Disney.
Gay fag and frends.

Also is best to use describing fallick games and fun times scheduled meetings playing games wearing party hat. Please in presence of where must be used in code. If I get more than one package here as president touch your eyes saying I have a tear in my eye of pointing discreetly it's subject your friend will understand .
Faggeteer party playing games twister also include guitar playing gay songs while wearing hats with mouse or oversized yarmulke with mouse ears as described
Faggeteer by JackAssss1232 July 20, 2019

Fagoteering

Participating in faggot or gay activities.
I don’t participate in fagoteering Jakob.
Fagoteering by LOCKD0WN7 February 7, 2023
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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