Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.
A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he'spartqueer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.
"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."