ficek 

a name that only few can handle. the last name ficek is the name of a legend. Usually a ficek comes from an all white family and their ancestors are white too. a ficek is a heartwarming name that anyone should be grateful to have. if you have a bf/gf with the last name ficek you should definetely keep them. ficeks are usually nice cool people who have talent. ficek is usually a last name that most people can't pronounce.

Boy: My name is *** ficek
Girl: Thats a cool last name but how do you pronounce it?

ficek by justarandomguy15 September 29, 2018

Adam Ficek 

Drummer of bands Babyshambles and Mains Ignition

The glue that hold Babyshambles together and a very talented drummer

Keeps fans informed, which we love him for

"I saw Adam Ficek, the drummer from babyshambles, he's quite sexy!"

Adam Ficek by Edddd August 26, 2006

Fickpingis 

Play 'fickpingis', a Swedish word that means "to touch your scrotum (penis and/or testicles) through the pocket in your pants".
It's not very unusual to see Swedish politicians do this in public places or on TV. Of course, unaware that anyone would notice.

Fickpingis is observable by looking (voluntary or involuntary) at the groin of a person who moves his fingers, mostly up and downwards, which will cause a seemingly rhythmic movement from inside the pants.

The English translation would be 'Pocket tennis', from the word 'pingis' (table tennis).

-"Let's play the Swedish noble sport 'fickpingis'".

Fickpingis by The Cre November 15, 2010

fickell 

The most overpaid, clueless Defensive Coordinator in College Football. Ever.

Fucking Fickell; why does he run zone with the DB's 15 yards off the line?? Fucking Fickell...

fickell by PaulieDontMoveFast January 6, 2014

ficken 

Yeah, It's the German word for "Fuck".
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^

1: Wow. Das Mädchen ist so scharf. Ich würde gerne mit ihr ficken./Wow. That girl's so hot. I'd like to fuck her.

2: So eine verfickte Scheisse. / Such a fucking shit.

ficken by Zeodyn December 8, 2006

Facekeyboard 

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.

Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*

Facekeyboard by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Fick-off

To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.

Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.

Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.

Fick-off by Sharkey & Bubbles July 15, 2022