fhgie 

When you are looking for it, you find it up your ass in your dreams.

A-"I totally had a dream last night."
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B-What was it of?"

A-"I found a fhgie in my ass and named it Mickey."

B-"Cool. Did it sparkle?"

fhgie by Coolest chick evaaaaa April 28, 2010

old fogie 

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor.

"He went home from the party at 9 p.m. What an old fogie!"

old fogie by Cynthia Rupe December 30, 2007

fogie 

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.

"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."

fogie by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

Old fogie 

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor yet desperately tries to fit in with the younger crowd by adopting their slang and or actions.
Old fogies think they are hip and in the know, which makes them out of know because once they get their hands on an element of pop culture they kill it.

Which is the reason why memes suffer and die of old age. Some memes on the other

"Them old fogies need to pop out of here before they get toasted by all the nonsense and straight fire coming out of the young poppin' whippersnappers".

Old fogie by SQuiet April 23, 2020

Fogie as Fuck

When someone acts years older than they actually are,but you find it endearing and a little sexually arousing.

Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.

Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.

"Say what you want about James, I think he is fogie as fuck!"

Fogie as Fuck by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Fogie 

Somebody who still is breast fed by their mother above the appropriate age.

Trey: eww
Josh: What!
Trey: That mom is breast feeding her son who's like 40!
Josh: What a Fogie!

Fogie by I_Molest_Intellectual_Bats December 24, 2014

fogie 

A person old enough to not only like The Beatles, but who also knows how to spell their name.

An old fogie is a person who is old enough to know that John, Paul, George and Ringo were members of the musical group : The Beatles

fogie by Michael_S November 5, 2007