Definitions by barbiehorror
T-Spermed
When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
T-Spermed by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Ladgeful
Dave: Oh my god Ben your hair looks like a dead rat
Pete (Ben's friend): You can't say that, it's pure ladgeful
Ben: Yeah, stop being ladge
Pete (Ben's friend): You can't say that, it's pure ladgeful
Ben: Yeah, stop being ladge
Ladgeful by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Fogie as Fuck
When someone acts years older than they actually are,but you find it endearing and a little sexually arousing.
Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.
Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.
Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.
Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.
Fogie as Fuck by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Pink Wheye
When your boyfriend tries to cum on your breasts or face but misjudges the amount of lift needed and gets jizz in your eye...leading to pink eye and some serious questions about how your life turned out.
Pink Wheye by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Clihorèt
An increasingly popular cumbrian term for a female's clitoris. Pronounced with an appropriate soft "e" and fading to a silent "t", it's a polite and family friendly word.
Clihorèt by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
The Marijuans
The Marijuans by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Body Clap
When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
Body Clap by barbiehorror August 5, 2016