A play on the word "fan", a fhani is an enthusiastic follower or admirer of musician, Dhani Harrison, son of the late Beatle, George Harrison.
Person 1: Dhani Harrison's band, thenewno2, are playing every Tuesday this month at the Key Club. Do you think you'll make it to one of their shows?
Person 2: One of their shows? I'll be there EVERY tuesday!
Person 1: You're such a fhani!
Person 2: One of their shows? I'll be there EVERY tuesday!
Person 1: You're such a fhani!
by Diane Bonsangue October 22, 2008
Get the fhani mug."Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
by micromanagedman August 21, 2016
Get the flaniganed mug.Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
by 890 December 31, 2008
Get the Fanistons mug.To be highly attracted or enticed by something. it's a magnetic vibe that wants you to have, own or be with. This word is of Nigerian Origin. It is derived from the Yoruba word "Fanimora" Which means to Hold Close and the suffix ous is added to it
by Dagigabox May 25, 2016
Get the Fanimorous mug.A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.
1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!
2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010
Get the Feanian mug.Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.
Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!
He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022
Get the Arshya Fanipour mug.Means attractive, appealing, inviting; an adjective. Coined from merging "fanimora", a Yoruba word from Nigeria, which means draws close with the English suffix "-ous".
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