flaniganed

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.

"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."

by micromanagedman August 21, 2016

Flanaganed

When a dude has a one night stand with a chick, pulls out and then jizzes all over her. Works best when the girl is abnormally proper and hates the idea of jizz.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you hear that Alison got flanaganed last night?"

Guy 2: "Haha! She probably freaked out!"

by The Flanaganator May 26, 2010

flanigan

When someone is being very bipolar and foolish

"I'm so happy but I'm stressed"
"You're such a flanigan"

by deez nutz fam June 27, 2016

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 2, 2005

slippery flanigan

a gymnastic manoeuvre in which the athlete uses the penis to control his direction of travel in midair.

he attempted a slippery flanigan

by seppafer October 13, 2017

Flanaganed

Being scammed out of your money by a lowlife douche pickle.

I sent my money in for my T-shirt and to my surprise I was Flanaganed.

by Danthraxx702 February 21, 2019