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An expression used like batman's 'kapow'.
Use with annoying hand poke/thrust.
You're an idiot
Fezert.
*poke*
fezert by olliez September 11, 2007
Words you can keep
the act of farting while under a traumatic stress. farting while scared.
"Hey susie, you feerted just now cus i scared u ahahah"
feert by flipzro December 4, 2006
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The act of defenestrating someone (throwing someone out the window) then jumping after them.
Guy 1: Damn, Jack did some fewerty
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: He threw a random guy out the window then jumped after him.
Guy 2: We should really get Jack drug tested.
Fewerty by Enderman 183 May 28, 2020
The sexual act of knocking one's partner out with a hard, blunt object and proceeding to hold them upside down and, upon climax, ejaculating into their nostril.
Aw, you gave her a Fenerty?

Yeah, she was out for an hour!
Fenerty by SPLATER KING 13 April 19, 2011
Colloquial word from Rigside, Scotland, that is used as a replacement of the word scared.
Shanti: My sister taught me a new word but its Russian
Calum: I'm no feert of new words
feert by thepelly April 10, 2015
someone who went to the feztival on june 18, and can safetly say that new found glory,story of the year, and hoobastank suck.
STUPID CHILD: hoobastank rocked
ME:NOOOOO!! THEY SUCKED
ME:now my brain is clear
Fezer by scarysnowman June 24, 2004
A person who satisfies the following criteria:

- Fat
- Ginger highlights
- Wannabe eminem
- Thinks his nickname's Ferret
- 'wrist slittey life hatey donut eatey'
- Oh and FAT
Ferret aka FEZER!
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Fezer by We love Fezer January 3, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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