Ferret

Clearly a cat-snake.

Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!

by Skittles_Willams September 22, 2016

Ferret

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Ferret

Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D

Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!

Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.

Friend: I wish I had one!

by FerretLover June 16, 2010

Ferret

1. synonym for thot

2. a girl who's thick af

3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique

Did you see that girl? Her ass was huge, definitely a ferret

by sexxgawd December 4, 2016

Ferret

A sweet, adorable, domestic member of the weasel family who will try to kill you in your sleep.

Why is my pet ferret holding a knife behind his back?!?

by Adarsta-The-Ferret July 18, 2011

Ferret

Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.

Even Ferret agrees to Free Wilbur’s Main.

by Lakey3 July 26, 2018

Ferret

A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.

Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.

by Matey October 30, 2003