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Fews ( foose)

Noun (plural) ; Stereotypic jewish people, who proceed to make "fag" moves.

adj; a combination between the words "jews" and "fags", refers to a person who has strict monetary principle, who also engages in homosexual situations and activities.
A teacher who refuses to show your report card because of a $00.50 library fee can be refered to as a fews.
Fews by Nick&Pete November 21, 2011
fake news--information presented via some type of communications medium which has absolutely no basis in fact, or information which is presented in such a biased manner the actual facts are obscured.
That wasn't a news article--that was a fews article.
fews by Travelingmankc January 7, 2018

amongst the twos and fews 

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.
A unit-less amount used to speak about the future when hours, days, weeks, or months are unknown. Can also be used intentionally to avoid committing to a set amount of time.
"Sorry I had your DVDs so long. I'll get you your Friends Season 1 DVD in the next fews."
next fews by haydizzizzizzle March 10, 2010

2s and fews 

I gotta get my 2s and fews up
2s and fews by Convirtyou November 30, 2021

Fewster’s 

Those are a nice set of Fewster’s.
Fewster’s by Chaeay June 16, 2019
F-fuck
E-everyone
W-who
S-says
I-i
C-can't
Mom: Your not good enough for that, you will never make it.

Madden: FEWSIC ma. C'mon.
fewsic by Madden Sandlin January 21, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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